If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.